My Poop Looks Like a Smiley Face

MY POOP LOOKS LIKE A SMILEY FACE

My poop looks like a smiley face

I know that may sound weird

But if I can go a wee bit more

He’ll have a little beard!

My poop looks like the sunshine

On a sunny day

And if I can go a little more

I’ll give this sun some rays!

My poop looks like the letter W

Down up, down up again!

And if you turn your around

It looks like the letter M!

My poop looks like a little doll

See her mouth and nose?

And if I can go a little more

I can give my doll some clothes!

My poop looks like a maple tree

But I want to take a chance

And try to go a little more

So I can give this tree a branch!

My poop looks like a hockey stick

I think I’ll have some luck

If I sit here just a little more

There’ll also be a puck!

My poop looks like a huge T-Rex

A great big dinosaur!

And if I can pass a little gass

I can make that T-Rex ROAR!

My poop looks like a grand sunflower

Growing in the weeds

And if I can go a little more

I’ll have sunflower seeds!

My poop looks kinda like a log

Thick and long and brown

It splashed into the water

And then quickly sunk right down!

My poop looks like spaghetti

And I know I’ll be the boss

If I can go a little more

And add meatballs and sauce!

My poop looks like a crocodile

Strong tail between her legs

Her teeth are sharp and look right there!

You can see her little eggs!

You know, my poop looks like a rhino

Right there is her horn!

And if I can go a little more

I can see her baby born!

My poop is colored like a rainbow

And I think that’s great!

It’s probably from all

The different candy that I ate!

My poop looks like a set of wheels

And If I squeeze out a trickle

I can connect those circles

And make a new bicycle!

My poop looks like an ice cream

So sad, it seems alone

But if I can go a little more

I can make that cream a cone!

My poop looks like a race car

Coming ‘round the bend

Speeding hot and fast

He’s got a title to defend!

My poop smells like a garbage can

Bunch of roses, well, it ain’t!

If I have to sit here any longer

I think I’m gonna faint!

My poop is liquid diarrhea

Really lots of water

But look! A big brown chunk’s there too

Floating like an otter!

My poop looks like my dinner

It could have been my plate

Full of beans and all the corn

And red peppers that I ate!

My poop looks like a pretzel

I know I’m such a nerd

But if I can add some yellow pee

It’ll be just like mustard!

My poop looks like….a poop

Oh my word, that’s gross

I’ve got nothing here to say

I’ve got nothing here to boast!

My poop looks like a giant bird

Soaring in the sky

And if I can go a little more

You’ll see clouds going by!

My poop looks like a caterpillar

Nestled in a cocoon

And if I can go a little more

She’ll be a butterfly real soon!

My poop looks like an island

Out alone at sea

And along its shoreline

Stands a lone palm tree.

My poop looks like a boat

An old boat with a sail

And if I can go a whole lot more

I can send that boat a whale!

My poop looks like a hot dog

And I can be all done

I don’t need to go now anymore….

I’ve already got the bun!