HOME Home is a place Home has a taste Home is zone Where some time you can waste Home is a space Where you lie down your face Late at night on a pillow Set an alarm, just in case Home is a base Touch it most, take first place A batter, a ball In a high speed thrill chase Home is relief When you can't change the part And your new next door neighbor Helps your old car to start Home is a chair Where you sit down with ease Warm tea with lemon And honey from bees Home is your fami

MY POOP LOOKS LIKE A SMILEY FACE My poop looks like a smiley face I know that may sound weird But if I can go a wee bit more He’ll have a little beard! My poop looks like the sunshine On a sunny day And if I can go a little more I’ll give this sun some rays! My poop looks like the letter W Down up, down up again! And if you turn your around It looks like the letter M! My poop looks like a little doll See her mouth and nose? And if I can go a little more I can give my doll som

The Baby Eats Dog Food Oh the baby eats dog food His breath is just so rude His kisses will make you turn green! But he just loves to nibble That crunchy old kibble It’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen Oh the baby eats dog food My dad says “Oh, ick, dude!” When he sticks his face into the bowl But I never once saw A baby sit and give paw And now he can speak, shake, and roll!