Watermelon Nothing better Big slice in summertime Cold and juicy Food and beverage Tastes so mighty fine

Food mess Toast crumbs in the butter Peanut butter in the jam Food bits in the milk cup Peas smashed into the ham Soggy cereal in a milk bowl Banana peel turned black A bit up, brown old apple Fruit flies in full attack Soda’s lost its bubble The tortilla’s pounded flat The salsa’s warm as sunshine The guac’s been eaten by the cat Forgotten ice cream melted Juice is running down the drain Freezer’s been left open Ice cubes dripping down like rain Stale chips on a plate, left

Crooked Brownies Someone cut the brownies badly And I swear it wasn’t me But i couldn’t leave them there Looking crooked as can be So I took a butter knife And I made a tiny trim Then I ate a little sliver….. Then the feasting did begin! The brownies were still warm And oh, my my my my! I couldn’t stop the nibbling No matter how I tried!

THE LUNCH LADY’S A GENIUS The lunch lady’s a genius Don’t tell anyone But on the weekends She does calculus just for fun The lunch lady’s a genius She once made a sculpture For the nature museum Of an ultra rare vulture The lunch lady’s a genius And I’ll tell you what She studied the dolphins And lived in a hut The lunch lady’s a genius She can name the subspecies Of the American muskrat By the scent of its feces The lunch lady’s a genius You know what I heard? She can tell b

CRINKLE CUT BUTTERNUT TOAST Crinkle cut Butternut Toast First had it out on the West Coast Never had it before Unsure what was in store Crinkle cut Butternut Toast Crinkle cut Butternut Toast? Sounds unappetizing to most But you know what they say When in Rome for the day Crinkle cut Butternut Toast Crinkle cut Butternut Toast I know that it kinda sounds gross But the squash is mashed up Beside the toast in a cup Crinkle cut Butternut Toast Crinkle cut Butternut Toast The cri

MY GRANDMA’S SMELLS LIKE ONIONS My grandma’s smells like onions She chops them up real small She warms them in a pan a bit And rolls the meat into a ball Grandma rolls some rising dough And flicks around her wrist Then lays it on a baking sheet And bakes up a garlic twist The spaghetti is al dente Just like the Old World style A mountain in the colander Rises up a mile When we sit together My grandma passes ‘round the butter And says “There’s nothing better Than eating dinner

The Baby Eats Dog Food Oh the baby eats dog food His breath is just so rude His kisses will make you turn green! But he just loves to nibble That crunchy old kibble It’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen Oh the baby eats dog food My dad says “Oh, ick, dude!” When he sticks his face into the bowl But I never once saw A baby sit and give paw And now he can speak, shake, and roll!